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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

My Scariest Nightmare - The Uninvited Contest



   i just had a nightmare that xanga made me write a stupid blog about my dream for "xanga credits".  I nearly pissed my pants.

I just blogged about my scariest nightmare to enter The Uninvited Scariest Nightmare Contest for 1,000 credits. You can earn free credits too! Brought to you by The Uninvited - In Theaters January 30th.


Monday, November 03, 2008

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    I remember one Friday night in Hollywood a few years back in college.  I was with some guys and I was piss drunk.  I got bored and kinda hungry and stepped outside to get a delicious bacon wrapped hot dog.  When I was finished, and tried to get back inside the club, the bouncer wouldn't let me back in.  I threw a manly fit, but to no avail.  So I wandered around Hollywood and stepped into this bar that looked liked it was poppin.  I walk inside deeper and deeper just scoping the crowd.  I see a lot of people making out with each other in dark corners of the bar.  Something is wrong.  Am I stupid blind from being this drunk?  I don't seem to see any girls.  I get a closer look at everyone, and realize the people that are making out with each other are all dudes.   What. The. Fuck.  All of a sudden, an overwhelming feeling of terror runs through my mind.  I am going to get ass-gang-raped tonight.  I almost started to hyperventilate.  But I got my shit together and realized nothing was going to happen to me.  I have two gay roommates for Christ sake.  I should be less ignorant than that of queers.  I guess I just didn't know how deal with myself in a room with over a hundred gays, as opposed to just two.  I know, silly right?  Well, it's understandable too, I guess.  Kinda like having two black roommates and being cool with it, and then randomly finding yourself in a black club with black people at all angles, and you're just gripping onto your wallet for dear life.  Sometimes people just can't handle different people in mass volumes.

    The point I was trying to make with this anecdote was (even though it's a stretch), Gay people are different.  And so are Asians.  And Blacks.  And so are basically every other group of people.  But we should all be treated the same, under the law.  I'm too lazy to do any real research on Prop 8, so I don't know if they really are going to teach gay marriage in schools or not, (but why would they?  It's not like they teach straight marriage in the first place.)  But Jesus Christ, who cares if they do?  It's not like little boys are gonna start jerking each other behind the tetherball.  Shit, I knew in the 1st grade I liked girls (I remember trying to look up the teacher's skirt), and nothing would've ever made me curious enough to touch another kid's dick, let alone some class lesson on gay marriage.  So all you guys who are for Prop 8 need to chill out.  But I don't think my little blog is going do anything to change your minds.  You guys also probably think being gay is a sin, and that people chose to be gay, and that they can change themselves straight.  I can't really have a civil discussion with you anyways on an issue like that, without you guys sounding a little bit degrading towards gays.  All I am saying is, disriminating against gays is a little hateful isn't it?  Do you really like having that hate inside you?  Does that make you a better and superior being?  If it does, well then good for you.  I hope your kids turn out to be a bunch of cocksucking faggots.

    What I'm so surprised about is, the amount of Asians (mostly parents) who are for Prop 8.  Like, FUCK, are you better than gay people now?  Do you not know that you're a minority yourself?  Did you not feel the awesome force of racism from white people when you first landed in the states?  The remarks?  The looks?  The treatment?  The fear they put in you?  The way they did business with you?  We've come along way from that, but we still remember the pain, the darkness, the bitterness, and the hatred that came from that.  And we wouldn't want anyone else to feel that kind of hurt (except the white people that did that to us), right?  So why are we doing that to another group of people today?  We're better than that.  We don't need to be part of a vicious cycle where we've become superior to another group.  Be kind.  Be loving.  You should accept gay people as they are, even though it is a little disgusting.  Because they are people, just like everyone else, and I hardly think I need to explain that to you guys.


Friday, October 24, 2008

www.retepok.wordpress.com

 

new to wordpress

October 24, 2008 by retepok

I guessed I’ve moved onto a more professional looking blog.  I want my readers to take me more seriously now.  But I’ll still be writing the same old garbage I’ve been writing in the past.  Nothing exciting with me these days.  Quit drinking and smoking.  I think I may have an ulcer though.  The coughing up blood and blood in the stool part were some warning signs that I should go see a doctor.  They’re gonna be sticking a fiber optic camera down my throat to check out my stomach.  I’m actually pretty frightened of what they’re gonna tell me.  “Peter, the inside lining of your stomach has deterioated, you’re gonna need a organ transfer.”  But it probably won’t be that bad. 

I won’t be drinking until I lose more weight and my stomach heals, but honestly, I have been having fun without it these days.  The first month was definitely hard.  I would still go out, but not drink, and it was just a weird feeling to not be at everyone else’s level of inebriation.  You feel all awkward and lonely, and you’re just thinking like, “what the fuck am I doing here…”  But then you realize you rather be miserable there than be miserable at home thinking about what you’re missing out at that shitty club.  But then after a while, it’s just normal for you to be sober at the bars, and you don’t expect to drink or have anything crazy happen, so it becomes fun again, because your expectations of how much fun you’re gonna have are lowered.  So when something crazy does happen, like two hot chicks locking lips and groping each other’s tits, then it’s all worth coming out for.  Damn, that was fucking poetic.

One thing I am worried about though, is if by some awesome god given chance that I meet a girl, and she’s into me and by the end of the night she’s all drunk and sloppy and tries to make out with me, I wouldn’t know what to do.  Would I just throw my moral inhibitions out the door and let the girl face rape me, or would I stop her, knowing that she is drunk and might do something she might regret later.  Or maybe her whole idea was to get drunk enough so she could get sloppy enough to make out with me.  I don’t know man, I don’t know.  Sometimes it’s just too hard to get these ladies off me.


Monday, October 20, 2008

untitled

damn, i dont know what happened to my xanga.  i think i just got tired of writing about being drunk over and over again.  i dont drink as much as i used to any more.  actually, i haven't drank in the past two months.  i also lost around 20 pounds.  holy shit man, thats a lot.  i think my goal is to get a 6 pack before summer rolls around.  i think i can achieve it too, because i had a 6 pack before, like, when i was 12. 
    i also read somewhere that for every 15 pounds a man loses, he gains a half inch towards his man meat.  i don know if thats entirely true or not, but it definitely is a good motivational tool.  i might finally be able to reach 4 inches.  just kidding.  5 inches.  but seriously, if thats true, then some fat fuck who lost 100 pounds would have like a 2 foot dick.  but they say the reasoning behind that is that when your belly grows, it pulls the blood vessels away from your groin area, which pulls your dick into your body.  aint that some shit.  is that why when i see those fat fucks wearing those tight pants it looks like they have a vagina?
    anyways, i haven't written an entry like this off the top of my head for a while.  feels good.  hopefully i'll be back later.  i got a lot of shit to say and i dont care who i offend.


Friday, September 12, 2008

i have no life

chatroom in facebook poker


[Peter Ko]: i'm gonna take your money ivy
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: gee thats mean
[Peter Ko]: you're next ashLEY
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: bring it
[Peter Ko]: it's already been brought'n
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: nic
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: e
[Woo Han]: poker boy
[Peter Ko]: no that was not nice
[Peter Ko]: ivy was just in here
[Woo Han]: good for her
[Woo Han]: did she give u chips again
[Peter Ko]: this ashleigh chick wants a piece of me
[Peter Ko]: naw
[Peter Ko]: i'm 38k deep
[Woo Han]: ballin
[Peter Ko]: haha, we're both wearing suits
[Woo Han]: lol i noticed
[Woo Han]: pro playas
[Peter Ko]: but you're at church
[Peter Ko]: i'm drunk at new years
[Woo Han]: im at my bro's graduation
[Peter Ko]: same thing
[Woo Han]: lol
[Woo Han]: wut u got
[Peter Ko]: 10
[Woo Han]: jacks full?
[Peter Ko]: fuc k
[Woo Han]: lol
[Peter Ko]: stevi you're gonna get it
[Woo Han]: wutta!
[Woo Han]: good
[Stevi Lake]: you hardly one nothing mate
[Peter Ko]: LC is on kimmel
[Peter Ko]: she's pretty hot
[Woo Han]: shes wack
[Peter Ko]: wtf
[Peter Ko]: KK????
[Woo Han]: ya~!
[Peter Ko]: ak
[Peter Ko]: holllaaaa
[Peter Ko]: oh sheezy i got it again
[Woo Han]: wack boy
[Woo Han]: hurry up and lose
[Peter Ko]: ok
[Stevi Lake]: ypu are making the game pointless mate
[Woo Han]: hahahahaha
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: hahahahahahaa suck
[Peter Ko]: i'm rich bltch
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: i got more that u fool
[Woo Han]: lol
[Stevi Lake]: share it then biatch lol
[Peter Ko]: haha
[Peter Ko]: fine, i'll call you're all in
[Peter Ko]: damn
[Peter Ko]: lc is cute
[Itthi Nana]: good hand
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: ty
[Itthi Nana]: that;s the way the game shold be played
[Itthi Nana]: not like siome fool.. :P
[Peter Ko]: call me ashleieiy
[Itthi Nana]: wouldnt;u agree.....
[Peter Ko]: itthi i have no beef with you
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: i do agree
[Stevi Lake]: nice
[Woo Han]: good
[Woo Han]: daym u really wanna crack some one
[Peter Ko]: haha
[Peter Ko]: i wanna crack ashleieigh
[Woo Han]: oh wow
[Woo Han]: i suck
[Peter Ko]: yea man
[Peter Ko]: let's go chinatown
[Woo Han]: holla
[Peter Ko]: you're welcome
[Woo Han]: shud i donate?
[Woo Han]: i got 49ers
[T@R3K ]: hey ashleigh
[T@R3K ]: which 1 r u in ur pic
[Peter Ko]: i got slick
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: hi
[Peter Ko]: she's the uglier one
[T@R3K ]: loll
[T@R3K ]: r u the left or right
[Woo Han]: hahahaha
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: right
[Peter Ko]: like i said
[Woo Han]: somebody is broke
[T@R3K ]: wat area u in
[Itthi Nana]: back still
[T@R3K ]: i seen u beforee
[T@R3K ]: maybe it was in my dreams
[T@R3K ]: i dunno
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: lol
[_ROCK3R_ ]: terry cuz shu habib
[Peter Ko]: it was a nightmare
[T@R3K ]: hahahahahaha
[T@R3K ]: wats crackin brother
[Itthi Nana]: gotta admit that was quite funny!
[Peter Ko]: the mirror in ashleigh's bathroom
[T@R3K ]: ozzzz
[T@R3K ]: jump in this room
[Charles Son]: haha
[Charles Son]: wat it do
[Charles Son]: wat da
[T@R3K ]: ashleigh
[T@R3K ]: wat area u from
[Woo Han]: petey is bbijutss
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: melbourne
[Woo Han]: lost all his money
[Peter Ko]: what bridge do you reside under
[Charles Son]: lol
[Charles Son]: to you?
[Itthi Nana]: was in melbourne for 12 years
[Charles Son]: lol
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: awesmoe
[Woo Han]: hahaha
[Charles Son]: petey
[Peter Ko]: ok
[Woo Han]: he's broke now
[Peter Ko]: oh what
[Charles Son]: lol
[Charles Son]: hahahhaa
[Peter Ko]: jacked my seat you ****
[Itthi Nana]: haha
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: gppd
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: good
[Itthi Nana]: nice 1 dude
[Charles Son]: wait imma leave real quick
[Peter Ko]: learn to type bro
[Charles Son]: bout to shower
[Woo Han]: peter got mad haters
[_ROCK3R_ ]: ay some **** get out lan
[Charles Son]: most hated on
[Peter Ko]: i'm the number one hater
[T@R3K ]: hahaha oz
[_ROCK3R_ ]: wats up shu habb
[Peter Ko]: lol
[T@R3K ]: lmaooooo
[Peter Ko]: shu bababababab!!!
[T@R3K ]: sum one get the fuk outtt
[_ROCK3R_ ]: hahahah
[Charles Son]: stfu
[_ROCK3R_ ]: lmao
[Peter Ko]: yea, leave t@r3k
[T@R3K ]: peter ill ko u ****
[Charles Son]: lol
[Woo Han]: heh
[_ROCK3R_ ]: lmao
[Charles Son]: he said he gon ko you
[_ROCK3R_ ]: thats my boy
[T@R3K ]: wait oz
[T@R3K ]: ill take charles sons money
[Peter Ko]: why you keep saying oz
[Peter Ko]: wtf is that
[T@R3K ]: then u can come in
[Peter Ko]: like
[_ROCK3R_ ]: aitt
[Charles Son]: please try
[Peter Ko]: ozheezy
[T@R3K ]: lolll
[T@R3K ]: weak ****
[_ROCK3R_ ]: who the fcuk is that
[Woo Han]: i ready everything
[T@R3K ]: why u fold so early mann
[T@R3K ]: oz jump in ****
[Charles Son]: mind ur fackin business
[T@R3K ]: ur weak mate
[Charles Son]: ur a fag mate
[Peter Ko]: mate
[T@R3K ]: hahahaha rockerrrr
[Peter Ko]: is everyone here from the ****ty down under
[_ROCK3R_ ]: im in brother bring out the CASHHHHHHHHH....peoples coming to collect
[Peter Ko]: rocker stfu
[T@R3K ]: lmaoooo
[Charles Son]: lol
[Peter Ko]: i'll beat your as s
[_ROCK3R_ ]: ill fkn smash u right now if u were face to face with me cnut
[Charles Son]: oooh
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Charles Son]: ur so gangsta
[T@R3K ]: ey charles son
[Peter Ko]: i will butt **.** the shlt out of you
[T@R3K ]: i think u should stfu
[Charles Son]: wat bietch
[T@R3K ]: before i steal ur moneyyy
[_ROCK3R_ ]: and u sound like a fkn faggot
[Woo Han]: gangstas
[Peter Ko]: look how gay rocker is
[Peter Ko]: he takes pix of himself
[Charles Son]: this kat thinkin this shiet is real money
[Charles Son]: u can take it all hommie
[T@R3K ]: ait homieee
[T@R3K ]: loll
[T@R3K ]: hahahaa
[T@R3K ]: wanka
[Peter Ko]: you know who takes pictures of themselves
[_ROCK3R_ ]: well at least i dont take afkn pic of my sandles
[Charles Son]: faggot ass lookin kay
[T@R3K ]: im gonn rape u u azn ****
[Peter Ko]: i'm gonna A ss rape all of you
[Charles Son]: u ****in sand nigga
[T@R3K ]: nice lil azn ass
[T@R3K ]: no hair nothinnn
[Peter Ko]: and then you're gonna lick the shlt off my dlck
[Charles Son]: ****in gay shiet
[Stevi Lake]: you are all fukin crazy
[Peter Ko]: hey rocker
[Peter Ko]: STFU
[Charles Son]: lol
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: you too stevi
[Peter Ko]: oooh london
[Peter Ko]: do you live in a flat
[_ROCK3R_ ]: hey wok face peter ill rape for fun
[T@R3K ]: oz wat u doin 2nite
[Stevi Lake]: london rocks baby
[_ROCK3R_ ]: gym and then drinks some where
[_ROCK3R_ ]: u
[Charles Son]: aye shut up fag
[Peter Ko]: gym and drinks
[Peter Ko]: what a douche
[T@R3K ]: lollll
[Peter Ko]: go grease up your hair
[T@R3K ]: stfu asiaa
[Peter Ko]: lol
[T@R3K ]: ill wok u to death
[Charles Son]: wow
[_ROCK3R_ ]: wahad allah im goin to rip this ****s head off
[Peter Ko]: ASIA!!!!!
[T@R3K ]: fwieddd ryeeeee
[Peter Ko]: and then you go
[Peter Ko]: EUROPE!!!
[T@R3K ]: u want sum fwied rye asiaaaa
[Charles Son]: youre too dumb to respond to
[Itthi Nana]: why do u have t go there with that asian stuf
[Peter Ko]: because you represent all of europe
[_ROCK3R_ ]: hahahaha
[Itthi Nana]: be nice dude
[T@R3K ]: ok nana
[_ROCK3R_ ]: lmaooooooooo
[Peter Ko]: itthi
[Peter Ko]: STFU
[Itthi Nana]: get back on table Peter
[Peter Ko]: i can't
[Peter Ko]: i have no money
[Charles Son]: lol
[_ROCK3R_ ]: yer fcuk face
[Itthi Nana]: u know why....
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: rocker
[Charles Son]: itthi stfu
[Peter Ko]: i wish i can meet you in person
[Peter Ko]: i feel like laughing
[Charles Son]: ur grammar sucks dick
[Woo Han]: ballin!!!
[Charles Son]: lol
[Woo Han]: won 5 hands in a row
[Charles Son]: wtf
[Woo Han]: puhahahaha
[Itthi Nana]: whatever people
[_ROCK3R_ ]: nice 1 mate
[Woo Han]: lol
[Peter Ko]: rocker dont talk to him
[Peter Ko]: i didn't give you permission
[Charles Son]: that foo hella bounced
[_ROCK3R_ ]: ill slap u silly u dum fcuk
[Charles Son]: yea you look like a hard ass
[Peter Ko]: i didn't give you permission to speak mate
[Peter Ko]: keep quiet
[_ROCK3R_ ]: fcuk u and ur gay mate
[Peter Ko]: you wish you homo
[_ROCK3R_ ]: the faggot that cant even play
[_ROCK3R_ ]: homo now ohhhhh
[Peter Ko]: are you moaning?
[_ROCK3R_ ]: big words comin out of a lil rat
[T@R3K ]: ill be bakk
[Peter Ko]: queer
[T@R3K ]: ned more cashh
[Peter Ko]: tar3k
[Charles Son]: wtf is this nigga talkin bout
[Peter Ko]: STFU
[Woo Han]: aite im all in
[_ROCK3R_ ]: which nigga u fuk head does he look black to u
[Charles Son]: fold u puss
[T@R3K ]: charles ur a weak **** mann
[T@R3K ]: haha al in
[T@R3K ]: 275
[Peter Ko]: wat happened to your money wood
[Charles Son]: whatever u say hommie
[T@R3K ]: wtf is that **** mann
[Woo Han]: lol
[Peter Ko]: why you playing 3j tarek
[_ROCK3R_ ]: tarek habib wat were u thinkin
[Charles Son]: lol
[T@R3K ]: wasnt lookin brooo
[Charles Son]: u blind bitch
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Charles Son]: lol
[T@R3K ]: ill fuk ur mum man
[Peter Ko]: yea you c unt
[T@R3K ]: watch it
[Peter Ko]: you cumrag
[Charles Son]: ooh im so scared
[T@R3K ]: yer ill cumrag all over ur mums tits broo
[Peter Ko]: woah woah
[Charles Son]: f uckin fag
[Peter Ko]: now  you're taking it too far
[Peter Ko]: calm down brah
[T@R3K ]: ill take it further mate
[T@R3K ]: so shut the fuk up
[Charles Son]: lol
[Woo Han]: wow
[Woo Han]: u guys are too cool
[Peter Ko]: tarek
[Peter Ko]: tarek
[Charles Son]: lol
[Peter Ko]: hey tarek
[T@R3K ]: wat u want doma
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: domai
[Peter Ko]: are you an aussie
[T@R3K ]: nah mateee
[Charles Son]: its duma
[Peter Ko]: where you from BRAH
[Wayne Burke]: hi ashlegh how r u
[T@R3K ]: barhhhhh
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: good
[Charles Son]: michinom
[Peter Ko]: wayne dont talk to ashleigh
[Peter Ko]: she's on time out
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: shutup
[Steve Donald]: hello ashleigh how are you
[Wayne Burke]: which 1 is u in the pic
[Woo Han]: lol
[Woo Han]: hahahaha
[Peter Ko]: the ulgier one
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: hey steve how was poker lastnight
[Steve Donald]: it was alright eh
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: peter why the hell r u stll talking u aint even on the table
[Charles Son]: lol
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: final table
[Peter Ko]: wow, poker all day, poker all night huh
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: ?
[Peter Ko]: you guys are wayy cool
[Steve Donald]: apparently sum old bloke  scratched sum blokes face and got a suspension
[Steve Donald]: nar i didnt
[Steve Donald]: i was hanus
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: lol what the hell
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: nar
[Steve Donald]: wanted to watch the footy show haha
[Charles Son]: wtf did u just say?
[Steve Donald]: that my excuse
[Peter Ko]: i have no one else to piss off
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: footy show hey
[Steve Donald]: who r u peter?
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: some fag
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: yea some fag
[Itthi Nana]: haha
[Charles Son]: lol
[Steve Donald]: he wants a piece it looks like
[Charles Son]: haters
[Charles Son]: lol
[Charles Son]: petey
[Peter Ko]: truce ashleigh
[Steve Donald]: nick woodnt be too impressed with peter haha
[Woo Han]: anti fans
[Peter Ko]: who's nick
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: lol
[Peter Ko]: let me in on it
[Steve Donald]: peter u r a nerd
[Peter Ko]: thanks!
[Peter Ko]: did you know only douche bags pose with beer
[Charles Son]: cheers mate
[Peter Ko]: ok everyone just ignore me now
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: only douche bags still annoy everyone on a table they arent even on...
[Peter Ko]: i thought we had a truce ash!
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: ahh i dont think so
[Peter Ko]: ok truce!
[Steve Donald]: wtf is truce
[Steve Donald]: peter ur a nerd
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: yes steve
[Peter Ko]: you're right
[Steve Donald]: haha
[Peter Ko]: you've stated that twice
[Charles Son]: peter ur a nerd
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Steve Donald]: oi ash next tuesday lets get on barry
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: for sure
[Peter Ko]: me too
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: im gonna beat him this time
[Peter Ko]: i wanna bone barry
[Steve Donald]: fuk off peter
[Peter Ko]: hey
[Daniel Perry]: ill bring lots of poo change 2!
[Woo Han]: lol hahaha
[Steve Donald]: u homosexual
[Peter Ko]: you're in my room  buddy
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: lol weird... u have an obsession with machines?
[Steve Donald]: haha
[Woo Han]: y so serious
[Daniel Perry]: HI STEVE AND ASH!!
[Peter Ko]: omg
[Steve Donald]: hi daniel
[Peter Ko]: queer eye for the straight guy
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: hi pez
[Charles Son]: wtf
[Steve Donald]: woo han nice piece sign in ur picture
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Woo Han]: lol
[Charles Son]: lol
[Charles Son]: gay
[Peter Ko]: woo comes in peace
[Woo Han]: hahaha
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: i tried to give u chips b4 pez but i coudlnt
[Woo Han]: ok im all in
[Daniel Perry]: thats ok
[Daniel Perry]: ill just watch haha
[Peter Ko]: hey steve, are you the douche bag on the left, or the cumrag on the right
[Charles Son]: LOL
[Charles Son]: HOLLA
[Woo Han]: do it
[Steve Donald]: wats a cumrag
[Steve Donald]: im the guy on the left
[Peter Ko]: its what i use to wipe your mom's face off after i jizz all over it
[Steve Donald]: haha
[Charles Son]: lol
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: wow, its funny u insult everyone elses pics when urs is the worst...
[Steve Donald]: humorous bloke u r peter
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: glad you can take a joke
[Peter Ko]: unlike somone (ASHLEIGH)
[Woo Han]: lol
[Steve Donald]: im sure u get a lot of poon with ur little penis
[Peter Ko]: LOL
[Peter Ko]: like i said
[Charles Son]: lol
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: that wasnt a joke...
[Peter Ko]: what i use to wipe the jizz off your moms face
[Woo Han]: haha
[Steve Donald]: i am that cumrag
[Woo Han]: ur hilarious
[Steve Donald]: is that funny woohan
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Woo Han]: +)
[Charles Son]: yea woohan
[Peter Ko]: yea WOOHAN
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Steve Donald]: good to c u asian blokes sticken together
[Peter Ko]: thats you're new name
[Peter Ko]: wooHAN
[Woo Han]: k boss
[Steve Donald]: u pindicks
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: pin dick
[Charles Son]: douche
[Daniel Perry]: tiny dicks the asians have
[Peter Ko]: your mom says its easy on her pu ssy
[Peter Ko]: but she is very loose
[Peter Ko]: so i dont know...
[Steve Donald]: nar because my mum dusnt go asians
[Charles Son]: where the fack that foo sidebustin from
[Peter Ko]: yea she does
[Peter Ko]: ask her
[Steve Donald]: charles r u talkin bout this idiot peter?
[Peter Ko]: she lets anyone inside
[Charles Son]: no fag
[Peter Ko]: even me
[Steve Donald]: who r u talkin bout then
[Peter Ko]: steve
[Peter Ko]: STFU
[Peter Ko]: god you're annoying
[Steve Donald]: haha
[Daniel Perry]: I GOT SOME MONEY!!
[Steve Donald]: haha
[Woo Han]: No!!!!
[Steve Donald]: well done ash
[Woo Han]: gimme back my money
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: no
[Steve Donald]: piss off woo han
[Charles Son]: lol
[Woo Han]: not nice people
[Peter Ko]: melehm from LEBANON in the house
[Daniel Perry]: holy **** ash where has all this money come from
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: today
[Peter Ko]: from hooking
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: ive been working hard
[Steve Donald]: excuse me ash can u donate me sum coin?
[Woo Han]: lol
[Woo Han]: hahahaha
[Steve Donald]: haha
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: i tried it wont let me
[Steve Donald]: ok
[Peter Ko]: stingy ass
[Woo Han]: donate ash
[Daniel Perry]: did u give me some ash? thankyou if u did
[Woo Han]: learn how to give
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: yeah i did
[Daniel Perry]: awsome
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: but it wont let me give more that 1000 and i cant give steve any
[Peter Ko]: what a jewbag
[Woo Han]: wut about everyone else?
[Daniel Perry]: ahh thats ok im more important than steve
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: nope wont let me
[Peter Ko]: everyone is more important than steve
[Daniel Perry]: shut the fuk up asians
[Peter Ko]: lol damnnnn
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: now its letting me
[Peter Ko]: it got all racist in here
[Charles Son]: wtf
[Charles Son]: lucky ass shiet
[Steve Donald]: cos ur a fukhead peter
[Peter Ko]: calm down clan member
[Steve Donald]: thanx heaps ash
[Peter Ko]: i am a ****head
[Peter Ko]: but not a racist
[Woo Han]: lol
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: it wont let me give more than 1000.. its tight
[Peter Ko]: get it right
[Steve Donald]: well we woodnt be either if u were nice
[Peter Ko]: thats no excuse for bigotry
[Woo Han]: how are the asians in austrailia?
[Charles Son]: STFU
[Peter Ko]: i expected more out of you daniel perry
[Woo Han]: are they friendly like us?
[Peter Ko]: lol
[Peter Ko]: yea are they?
[Steve Donald]: i dont live in box hill so i dunno
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: ahhahaah
[Woo Han]: ahhh
[Daniel Perry]: hahaha
[Peter Ko]: daniel perry you just killed a good vibe
[Peter Ko]: hope you're happy
[Steve Donald]: peter r u even playing?
[Daniel Perry]: yes i am happy
[Peter Ko]: playing?
[Peter Ko]: yes
[Peter Ko]: poker?
[Peter Ko]: no
[Steve Donald]: ok funny bloke u r
[Daniel Perry]: steve i feel like playing poker tonight
[Steve Donald]: me too
[Daniel Perry]: i just won 150k on poker stars
[Steve Donald]: u wanna go to casino?
[Daniel Perry]: if ur going i will
[Steve Donald]: is there poker friday nights?
[Peter Ko]: what a pu ssy
[Peter Ko]: just go you fag
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: yeah at the casino
[Daniel Perry]: im not gonna go by myself fag
[Steve Donald]: do u know wat time it starts?
[Steve Donald]: and how much
[Peter Ko]: why,  you got separation anxiety
[Daniel Perry]: no cos its boring by urself
[Daniel Perry]: idiot
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: at  the casino its on all the time but its a minimum of 50 bucks to sit down at the table
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: or theres npl at st andrews pub
[Daniel Perry]: can u win?
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: yeah i won
[Ashleigh Hoffman]: 80 bucks
[Daniel Perry]: where is st andrews?



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